SAY A PRAYER FOR MISS DAISY’S FONE

Please Lord, let Miss. Daisy find her phone. Amen.

She left me for facebook Bleeding Daisy?!?

Yes o dis babe dat was so on fire about blogging and making flora n fauna d IT thing…has left better word abandoned me for facebook where she writes notes like WATER.. Haba bleeding daisy, is it because you have many friends to read and comment on your notes. Are you sacrificing long term pleasure and fulfillment for instant gratification…if you want people to read our blog without us inviting our friends for anonymity sakes and also we don’t alwys want our friends to see the real us behind the mask..THEN YOU MUST ADD CONTENT..YOU MUST WRITE..DILIGENTLY.
FYI I won’t STOP! I will work hard at it, refine my craft and wait for my long term rewards in foreign currency.
Till den people it’s your girl the fragile ixora being as usual unfragile..more to come on Career Prostitution…Career Ashawo oooooo

Catching the bus to work…eko style

Having lived abroad and gotten used to the idea of getting public transport to work or school at least… I thought it won’t be that different in Naija especially with the BRT and Fashola…kudos to my governor…I was born in Eko so it won’t be wrong to claim him…Getting to work today wasn’t beans…I had to chance and struggle to get the danfo…It wasn’t easy especially with my big bag but I hustled the guy in suit who was talking about people pushing each other presumably me but when the going gets tough the tough get going NOT talking and that’s how ajebopak like me snatched the seay=t from him…Sorry o

So u betrayed me and been having fun working on stardom while i languished on my deathbed….but God pass ‘em.im back on my feet changed my look and look bright as a daisy!u knw what they say about idle minds and the devils work table… it’s true as hell. i started chatting with this guy whom i thot had taken a bow from my life. u know when u are about to start an emotionally destructive relationship if you’ve been there, u can tell it a mile away. well, that was what he was offering me laced with promises of marriage and how he’d take care of me…but the bobo e mo mi sha!street wise m**f**k**r like me! i aint gonna let no man dull my shine…if u can’t make me shine, at least let me shine, abi??? I had to apply the brakes when he started asking me to do obscene things on the phone… “what are you wearing…” “…the next thing i’ll hear is touch urself!” abeg o! mi fe wahala! then my one time aristo sent me a get well soon text. stirrings in my bele… but nahhh!!! i aint going down that road again.  Chukwuamankwekaifeojomee (God will not let bad things happen!) As if that on no do, my ex-boyfriend starts getting friendly again. Oh pls!!! babes like me don’t eat their vomit… history is on the back burner where it belongs…. Oh gosh! i need a man. i haven’t kissed in almost two months! and i know who i want to kiss. my childhood friend! childhood kwa? but then really i wanna kiss me old friend. when we used to kiss it was good and since me no get a boyfie, i might as well! abi…wetin man pikin go do? i get so horny sometimes it drives me crazy. maybe i have a sex-addiction problem. okay im not that bad i haven’t slept with up to 20 men… HAH! but i don travel o… m,f,r,s,k,o,m…hmmm

Now i’ve sunk into depression… we’ll continue later babes…xoxo!

Career Prostitution

I first heard the term ‘Career Prostitute’ from a mutual friend of ours by ours I mean ofcourse daisy and I. Basically all his hopping from one job to another and in some cases beds are involved if you know what I mean…well the whole thing for me too is caree Ho-dom! Sorry but black is black so don’t start saying I’m disgracing womanhood ‘cuz I calla spade a spade.
Moving on… we’ve all ben guilty…can I hear a “yea yea yeah” to that! Thank you.
Look at Daisy, don’t worry I know I’m pointing my index finger but trust me I got a whole fist pointing back at me! So Daisy, she says her job sucks…BUT do you thik she’ll up and leave if she didn’t have a Plan B or C, D and E especially in these times of global recession. The answer is a resounding NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! So my point is…when she was in Plan A she was already making other plans such as attending job interviews for Plan B-E during Plan A’s time. I mean except in very rare cases does one attend job interviews on a weekend….so you get my drift.
Well I am guilty, guilty, guilty as charged. I’ve done it before and guess what??? I ‘ll do it again…For one I’m blogging when I’m supposed to be working but hey I’m the multi-faceted mama multi-tasking and juggling tomatoes as I churn out an articulate Obama speech…ok getting quite hyperbolic???does such a word exist?
So I did it today and I’m going to do it again. By it we all know what it means but trust me not everyone is doing it. That’s all for now…
FYI Diasy has been under the weather lately, so p,lease pray and send some good loving to our bleeding flower.
I tried her line, no answer. Whenever I get through, I’ll update! I hope I’m doing enough don’t want her 2 spill blood…I mean my blood when she reads this blog post.

Fragile Ixora

Writing…Blogging…it is addictive but I gotta catch a danfo home

Told you I wasn’t fragile, even though people seeing me think I’m BUTTER short for aje-burrrer (American accent). What’s it with Nigerians and American accents…I hate it but I love it for humour (dark laugh hahahaha). So I just finished writing the draft of my first column…let’s see how it goes…It’s not like I have not written before but a column welllll letme not get ahead of myself…I really have to go…I’m late like Mr. Rabbit from Alice of Wonderland. Fragile Ixora like me has to be squished up in those yellow and black danfos cuz I’m Miss Independednt…I told my chauffeur to take 3days off by chaffeur I mean well you know what I mean…can’t say too much but you know that I know you know who it is.

Will keep you posted about my man i meant my column, job, ideas and all that jazz. The weekend looks to be packed and that;s gppd with my chauffeur on holiday…get it now? Bet Bleeding Daisy knows the deal i o!

Xo Baby

It’s My Turn!

Hey People,

It’s ur gurl fragile ixora…you know I have always wanted x in my name…it’s like one of those letters in the alphabets that no one ever uses but when they use them hmm…that’s another story…but basically and x is a sexy letter…so here we go Fragile ‘Xo…sounds chinese now…hmm i like chinese food but i slightly digress….

Since I was a kid or a child cuz I wasn’t no baby goat (American accent for emphasis).  It is funny how you can say so much without saying anything…I’m not talking about silence…Just read my blog or the beginning of this post!

So who is Fragile Ixora?First of all in my dreams I am fragile, but being a 21st century woman with part African part European blood…much is expected…career,home making skills n ofcourse u av 2 please ur man,his folks, ur folks, did I mention urself…Babes…you gotta be super woman…and that is to the next level…although Ms.Keys captured elements of it in her song. So ifyou’re looking for a fragile flower on the verge of schizophrenia..move on cuz this b**ch aint fragile and NO i am not disrepecting womanhood.

Reality check, I have loads of ideas at the moment I hold a 9 to 5 job but I have things on the side…you have too survive and guess what rathner than cutting things down I add more like this BLOG!

So you’ll bdgetting pieces of me ah-an girl the real me.Is there any such thing???You’ll find out soon enough…

my very 1st post…

hey…just so there’s no confusion, we are two very good friends running this blog. i am bleeding daisy and i knew i’d be the first to write! well, what to say, what to say…i am kinda excited at the prospect of having a blog even though it’s not like i have ready made stuff to write in it.lemme tell a lil about myself. im going to be 25 soon, i have a job that kinda sucks (at the moment) and most importantly, im a girl!i wish i could add that i have a boyfriend, but i do not!im very single and sometimes lonely…sometimes lonely cos somehow i always find ways to occupy myself but there are those times when there’s simply nothing at all to do.i have an amiable personality and somehow i believe myself to be a charmer…(what cheek!).well, well…im out of what to say and im kinda hungry…so for nw it’s…hasta la vista baby….

Hello people…

Welcome to our world…don’t judge us, don’t hate us…if you can’t love us, just read us!

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Daisy and Ixora are H–O–T!

Reader what are you?